18:12 by gustaph
No beautiful and unique snowflakes...
J: Here's Joan Rivers reporting live from the Santa Cruz capital city, RGT, Rio Gallegos Town.
M: Hello Mom! How is it going over there?
J: Oh, you, my little gargoyle, you won't buy what I'm seeing right now...
M: Oh, what, mother? WHAT!?
J: I'm standing in the most popular and commercial corner of the city, everybody's parading to the shops, cause of course, tomorrow's Christmas Eve!
M: Yeah, so what, you crazy old cow!? Everybody's doing that in the "free" and "democratic" part of the world...
J: Let me finish, you bloody child of mine! Here we've got brand new fashion concepts!
M: Oh... really? What?
J: Caps are what's in!
M: Caps?!
J: Pakistani woman style's what's hot!
M: Like, how come?
J: Cover the lower half of your face with a piece of clothe. Pendant cell phones and only the expensive ones!
M: Expensive brand new super stylish Motorola cell phones hanging from your neck? Who would have thought of that? They're geniuses!
J: Oh, girls, you add some spangles and strassy little stones to those jeans, you'll know what it feels like to be a super hot top model like Tyra!
M: Tyra who?
J: And you never forget about those classy classic running pants, "joggin'" -that's what they call it nowadays...- blue, red, black, worn-out grey, former black, all colors are in! They never ever fail ya!
M: So, like... if you just woke up and...
J: Buy second-hand Levi's and Bensimon branded stuff and pay them twice the orginal price of a first-hand piece! It's just like throwing away your money out the window!
M: Like... you just woke up and didn't know what to...
J: I'm telling you people... this is the new capital of fashion!
M: Let me finish! ...so, you didn't know what to wear and...
J: Oh, here's a little fashionable girl! Tell me, honey, what are you wearing? Who is this?
LFG: Eh... me lo compré ahi en... Casa Blanca... ahi.
J: Oh my godess, she's so cute!
M: Mom! I'm talking over here!!
J: You fatty immitation of a transexual... This is it for now, I'll keep on taking a look at all those super stylish styles! Gwen Stefani should come to write her next album in this place! Back to you, Melissa!
M: Mother, you are a b*tch!
Gracias a todos aquellos que hicieron posible este momento y a aquellos que no confiaban en mi y después tuvieron que meterse todas sus críticas por el orto, porque soy lo mejor que le paso al universo desde Madonna.
A los productores que estuvieron siempre de mi lado, y a los que no, que se vayan bien a cagar por hijos de rameras. A los cadetes que siempre tan eficientemente colaboraron con mi causa y con mi proyecto y sin los cuales, lograrlo hubiese sido mucho más difícil, excepto aquellos que no hacían bien su trabajo porque eran unos mierdas.
A la prensa, que me chupen bien ésta, porque se comportaron como unos cabrones, soretes y mal paridos cerdos, que con la que igual ésta todo bien, porque toda publicidad es buena publicidad.
Sin más qué agradecer,
my gift to you.
...Paradise Kiss is over...
Peace of mind
Moving forward
Hotness!
